"Lots," Crowley admits, "your arm should be the quickest, though, if you just let him see it."

So really, there's no need to resist. It'll be over nice and easy if he just lets it happen. He lofts an challenging eyebrow back at Lord John in turn, as if daring him to suggest otherwise. Go on. Just show him already. Bandage or not, there's something wrong with it so may as well stop pretending and let Aziraphale do his good work.