[because the only difference between this unicorn and any other unicorn is that he's not supposed to be one. whatever's happened, which he'll later figure out, has simply graced him with an equine beauty.]
Uh. Tall, pale, green eyes, dark hair? Super attractive. [to himself, at least.] And human, I might add.
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Uh. Tall, pale, green eyes, dark hair? Super attractive. [to himself, at least.] And human, I might add.